Download We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes by Patrick Jennings - mirror 1 ---> http://po.st/ZIEH2z mirror 2 ---> http://tinyurl.com/la2uz8t mirror 3 --> http://q.gs/9283027/we-cant-all-be-rattlesnakes --------------- <br />Synopsis: I am a snake.<br>No, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I'm a gopher snake.<br>One day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks I'm male. I'm not.<br>He dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I'd eat it. I buried it. He then dropped in a live one, which he called Breakfast. I didn't lay a coil on it.<br>Gunnar thinks I'll be his adoring pet. He's wrong.<br>In fact, I am planning my escape. I may take Breakfast with me.<br>Crusher will charm readers in this entertaining, clever novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor.
